My stupid phone is jacked because of this guy -- Mr. Adam Acosta. He called me when I was at the dentists' office and when I returned his call, he said he'd call me right back.
So I put my phone in the far right cup holder, somehow knocked it back to the left and it did a triple-lindy-somersault into my cup of Zipfizz. Needless to say, it no longer works.

Damn you Acosta, damn you..